GOD SPEAKS ~ BILLBOARDS

 



 

Tell the kids I love them.

~ God ~

 



 

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.

~ God ~

 



 

C'mon over and bring the kids.

~ God ~

 



 

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?

~ God ~

 



 

We need to talk.

~ God ~

 



 

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.

~ God ~

 



 

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.

~ God ~

 



 

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.

~ God ~

 



 

I love you and you and you and you and...

~ God ~

 



 

Will the road you're on get you to my place?

~ God ~

 



 

Follow me.

~ God ~

 



 

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.

~ God ~

 



 

My way is the highway.

~ God ~

 



 

Need directions?

~ God ~

 



 

You think it's hot here?

~ God ~

 



 

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.

~ God ~

 



 

Do you have any idea where you're going?

~ God ~

 



 

Don't make me come down there.

~ God ~

 



 

CHURCH SIGNS

 



 

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

 



 

Under same management for over 2000 years!

 



 

Soul food served here.

 



 

Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

 



 

Don't give up... Moses was once a basket case.

 



 

Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?

 



 

Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!

 



 

Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.

 



 

It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees.

 



 

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.

 



 

The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.

 



 

Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.

 



 

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

 



 

Christians, keep the faith... but not from others!

 



 

Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.

 



 

Try Jesus. If you don't like Him,
the devil will always take you back.

 



 

CHURCH PARKING - FOR MEMBERS ONLY!
Trespassers will be baptized!

 



 

No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace.

 



 

Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!

 



 

Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

 



 

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush.

 



 

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard,
the hours are long and the pay is low.
But the retirement benefits are out of this world.